* Kage Bunshin no Jutsu suggests now... group sex...?
[XxViciousxX] ... no
[XxViciousxX] You're getting way too ahead of yourself. The fortune cookie lied to you.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] =(
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] But... it said...
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Sex... in a group...
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] lies... in my future....
[XxViciousxX] No, it lied
[Ancient Goddess] meh...if so, I don't want to be a part of it
[XxViciousxX] By group sex, of course he meant him, his left hand and his right hand.
[Ancient Goddess] hehe
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] -___-
[XxViciousxX] =P
[Ancient Goddess] ¬_¬
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] New Ultimate Fighter >=O
[XxViciousxX] What?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] !!!!
[XxViciousxX] ?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Spike TV up in yo azz!
* Makku = in
[Ancient Goddess] lol...wtf?
* Kage Bunshin no Jutsu = out
[Ancient Goddess] Makku~
[XxViciousxX] Erm... why'd my username get changed to lowercase sephirothkaizen?
[Makku] o/AnG
[Ancient Goddess] because AIM sucks
[Makku] Because, lolslsk.
[XxViciousxX] Makku~, Kage~
[Makku] o/SK
[Ancient Goddess] It still won't connect on my comp
[Ancient Goddess] so I'm using Trillian =/
[XxViciousxX] No, I mean on DOA
[Ancient Goddess] oh
[Ancient Goddess] the same thing happened to Zeul
[Makku] Oh. o.o
[Ancient Goddess] and he said it got fixed when he tried to log in the second time
[XxViciousxX] I wonder what happened...
[Ancient Goddess] proboards fucking up again
[Makku] Probably.
[XxViciousxX] LOL, well, it's fine now...
[Ancient Goddess] hehe
[XxViciousxX] I was signed in earlier... and didn't get that, which is why I'm wondering why it happened now...
[Makku] Have any of you ever heard the song The Girl From Ipanema?
[XxViciousxX] Didn't someone else mention that today, or was it you? o.O
[Makku] I haven't been on SLSK all day.
[Makku] At least, I don't think I have.
[XxViciousxX] So apparently, it wasn't you.
[Makku] Have you? o.o
[Ancient Goddess] Wasn't me..
[XxViciousxX] I'm going to give you the same answer I gave the first person:
[XxViciousxX] No.
[XxViciousxX] LOL, AnG
[Makku] How about you, AnG? o.o
* XxViciousxX watches something disgusting on TLC.
[XxViciousxX] Goddamn, this kid got mauled by a dog and like... the skin around the base of his neck is hanging off. o.o
[XxViciousxX] That dog owned his ass.
[Ancient Goddess] Nope...I haven't even heard of it. =/
[Ancient Goddess] lol...the last time I tried watching TLC was when they had that show entitled "The Boy Whose Skin Fell Off" (or something like that)
[Ancient Goddess] my aunt wouldn't change the $&#$^#$ channel
[XxViciousxX] LMAO
[XxViciousxX] Bogus. So friggin bogus. He had a flesh eating disease?
[Ancient Goddess] dunno...I only saw like 5 minutes of it, but he had scars on his face
[Makku] I can't believe no one has heard this song
[Makku] Bogus.
[Makku] Frank Sinatra people, come on.
[XxViciousxX] What is it from, Makku?
[Ancient Goddess] lol..it's just us two you asked right now...
[Makku] As well as about 1000 covers of it.
[Makku] AnG-- I've been asking everyone for days. -_- This is the first time I asked in SLSK.
[XxViciousxX] Fat kids who can actually dance humors me somehow.
[Makku] ...O_o
[Ancient Goddess] I'm not a huge fan of Sinatra, though
[Ancient Goddess] lol...wtf, SK?
[XxViciousxX] How many young people do you know actually listen to Frank Sinatra, Makku? Exactly why are you getting upset?
[Makku] I'm not getting upset, it's just kinda sucky that no one has heard such an awesome song.
[Makku] And alot, actually.
[XxViciousxX] I saw some commercial where there were a bunch of kids dancing... some back to school clothing sale commercial, maybe... and some fat kid was dancing. She was probably about 80 pounds and 7 years old.
[Makku] Not to mention that everyone from R&B groups to rockers have covered it.
[Makku] Though, that's not the point. Guy named KOMPRESSOR covered it.
[Makku] WITH GERMAN INDUSTRIAL MIGHT.
[XxViciousxX] So if a lot of young people listen to Frank Sinatra then why not ask /them/ not us?
[Makku] And it's greatness. XDD
[Ancient Goddess] how old was this kid?
[Ancient Goddess] oh
[Ancient Goddess] oh my god
* Ancient Goddess can't read today
[XxViciousxX] LOL, it's okay, AnG. You were away for a while.
[Makku] SK-- Um... See, that's the thing. I don't know everything you listen to, so I don't know if you'd heard it or not.
[XxViciousxX] [Makku] And alot, actually. <--- I was under the impression you knew a lot of people our age who listened to Sinatra, Makku.
[Makku] Yeah, in Rayne. -_- I don't talk to them anymore.
* XxViciousxX sighs and decides to let it go.
[XxViciousxX] Okay, Makku.
[Makku] Indeed.
[Ancient Goddess] =/
[XxViciousxX] whatever¬_¬
[Ancient Goddess] I need to clean out my birds' cage, but I think I'll put it off until tomorrow
[XxViciousxX] ... whatever ¬_¬ *
[XxViciousxX] LOL, they'll be okay til then?
[Ancient Goddess] yeah...the only thing that needs changing is the gravel paper...and that requires taking them out of their cage
[Ancient Goddess] and chasing birds is not something I want to do tonight. =/
* XxViciousxX is glad to have dubbed AnG [her real name] - sama
[Ancient Goddess] hehe
[XxViciousxX] Erm, yeah, you should reserve that for when you're alert.
* XxViciousxX would've left the birds out...
[Ancient Goddess] and have them peck me in the eye when I was trying to sleep? One of them kinda likes me, but the other's a bitch.
[XxViciousxX] LOL, I doub they'd do that.
[XxViciousxX] LOL, she hates you?
[XxViciousxX] One guy at the college was like, "Can I have some water?" (I was walking around with a bottle of water.)
[XxViciousxX] And I was like, "No." and it pissed him off. So I turned around and was like, "Do you actually get enjoyment from hollering something obnoxious at everything that walks by with an ass and breasts? You look desperate. Stop it."
[Ancient Goddess] ....
* XxViciousxX is mean to the male species because the majority of them are stupid.
[Ancient Goddess] I had a 30 year old guy tell me I was beautiful like 10 times when I was shopping at Carsons with my grandmother and aunt Friday. =/
[Ancient Goddess] he was creepy, like the snake bum on The Craft.
[XxViciousxX] .....
[Ancient Goddess] yeah
[XxViciousxX] "He'd screw anything that moves--"
[XxViciousxX] "Except for me!!"
[XxViciousxX] That is the only thing I remember from The Craft. LOL
[Ancient Goddess] lol
* XxViciousxX runs off to clean the kitchen... brb
[Ancient Goddess] lol....kk
* Ancient Goddess is off to read for a bit and then bed
[Ancient Goddess] night everyone~
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] >__>
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Anybody still here?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] [XxViciousxX] And I was like, "No." and it pissed him off. So I turned around and was like, "Do you actually get enjoyment from hollering something obnoxious at everything that walks by with an ass and breasts? You look desperate. Stop it." <--- wtf, bitch much?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] I would have slapped you
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Pimpslapped you
[Makku] Yeah, seriously.
[Makku] WTF, just asked for water.
[XxViciousxX] I bet you would've, but then you would've been put in the hospital.
[XxViciousxX] I'm sick of guys who think that just because I walk past them, I'm eager to give them my phone number just because they acknowledged me. Believe it or not, I can live just fine without you. It's always the guys that think they're God's gift to women that piss me off.
[Makku] Water =/= phone number.
[XxViciousxX] If he was joking, I would've laughed and maybe offered it to him, but he wasn't and it's annoying.
[XxViciousxX] Makku, perhaps you don't understand because you're a guy.
[Makku] No, I think I understand perfectly. Asking for water is asking for water. Unless he went "Hey, have some wa--*grope*"
[XxViciousxX] But if you're sitting NEXT TO A VENDING MACHINE WITH WATER BOTTLES IN IT and you ask a RANDOM GIRL WHO WALKS BY for their water, you aren't doing it simply to make small talk.
[XxViciousxX] No, he said this: "Hey, baby, can I have some water?"
[Makku] Point being? Still doesn't warrant a response like that.
[XxViciousxX] Me: "No." it wasn't until he responded like a whiney bitch that I said that to him.
[XxViciousxX] Yes, yes it does.
[XxViciousxX] I get guys who have hounded me for a half an hour for my phone number when I have already politely told them no, no thanks, no, I have a boyfriend, no, I'm not interested.
[Makku] What kind of situation were you in that you had to be around them that long, instead of leaving?
[XxViciousxX] Let's see how you feel after getting hounded at work and at school for your phone number how fed up you feel.
[XxViciousxX] Excuse me, but I was at work.
[Makku] And they finally got fed up and left?
[XxViciousxX] I can't exactly just get up and leave because some guy is bothering me about my phone number.
[XxViciousxX] No, I gave them the look of death and then they left.
[Makku] Also: It's kind of a fact of life. If you're attractive, people are going to ask for phone numbers/date/whatever.
[XxViciousxX] You don't understand that certain guys think that "No, thanks" means "Please, keep bothering me! That's what I really want!"
[Makku] And apparently you don't understand that that's how alot of girls work.
[XxViciousxX] Yes, I understand that 'fact of life' but what I don't like is being hounded and getting a pissed off response when I humbly decline.
[XxViciousxX] And most of the time, when I decline, I have a very nice smile on my face and say "Thanks, but no thanks."
* Makku shakes his head
[XxViciousxX] Apparently, you can't say shit to me about how unfair I'm being until you grow some tits, have a vagina and walk around a school where guys holler at anything that moves.
[XxViciousxX] Until then, don't you fucking tell me what's not called for.
[XxViciousxX] You don't have to deal with it every fucking day.
[XxViciousxX] I do. So until you slip your feet into my shoes, don't think you can tell me what response is warranted or not.
[Makku] Jesus fuckchrist, I dont' think it's that big of a deal. I just don't think that because some other random assholes have bugged you before that you should respond the same to a guy who asks for a drink of water.
[XxViciousxX] ... Makku, shut up, please, because you don't know a damn thing about it, you weren't there.
[XxViciousxX] You can't understand because you will never have to go through it.
[XxViciousxX] And you tell me that guys who tell me they don't care if I have a boyfriend deserve a polite response to their questions. I hate disrespect males and always will. If they're disrespectful, the politest I will be is a humble "Thanks but no thanks." When a guy looks at you like you're a fucking steak /then/ you tell me what you think. Otherwise, I don't give a shit.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] [XxViciousxX] But if you're sitting NEXT TO A VENDING MACHINE WITH WATER BOTTLES IN IT and you ask a RANDOM GIRL WHO WALKS BY for their water, you aren't doing it simply to make small talk. <--- sounds like small talk to me...
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] But ummm...
[XxViciousxX] Just because I'm a black female and some guy watches too much BET does not mean I want to be addressed as "Hey baby." That's annoying, too.
[Makku] But of course, all males are knuckle-dragging assholes who will hit on and attempt to bone anything that moves.
[Makku] We are incapable of small talk.
[Makku] Right.
[Makku] I forgot.
[XxViciousxX] Hmm, most of them, maybe. But I never said ALL males are that. So don't try to put words in my mouth, k?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Ummm...
[XxViciousxX] And I never said you all were incapable of small talk. I've made small talk with plenty of intelligent guys... I mean, Kage and I talk all the time. I don't think he's a knuckle-dragger... an asshole at first, but definitely not a knuckle-dragger.
[Ancient Goddess] When you have the majority of male encounters being the same, it kinda opens your eyes to the way things are done.
* Ancient Goddess returns shortly
[XxViciousxX] So that debunks your stupid statement of all males being knuckle-dragging assholes...
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] SK... you admit that all males aren`t knuckledragging assholes as you guys put it
[XxViciousxX] Even though... I could categorize you as a knuckle-dragging asshole for asking me for... nevermind, that's going too far for the night.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] So... what makes you think the guy asking for water is?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] What makes you think he wants into your pants?
[XxViciousxX] Kage, if you saw the hungry ass look on his face, you would've thought the same way.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] He was checking you out
[XxViciousxX] In fact, if I was your girlfriend and you saw that or heard it, you would've put him in the hospital.
* Kage Bunshin no Jutsu shrugs
[Makku] lolassumptions
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] But you knew what was up, correct?
[XxViciousxX] Makku, you better shut up before I take it there with you because I will go there.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Why would be bother trying to be your friend?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] he*
[XxViciousxX] I don't need anymore friends, and as I recall, I never even gave off the vibe like I was in any mood to talk to anyone.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] YOu misread
* XxViciousxX obviously did.
[XxViciousxX] I knew what was up, and I replied accordingly: "No."
[Ancient Goddess] yeah...but the way to start off as being a 'friend' isn't that way.
[Ancient Goddess] a little more subtlety is needed...
[XxViciousxX] It wasn't until he acted like a total fucktard that I gave him the original response I wanted to give initially. Not to mention, I had been up there for a while so I watched him hollering things at girls as they passed by.
[Ancient Goddess] Some guys are like that, some aren
[Ancient Goddess] *aren't
[XxViciousxX] He wasn't alone, which probably wouldn't have made the situation as negative as it was, BUT he was in a group of about 7 or 8 guys. Which of course, somehow warrants the inflation of the ego and makes the simple-minded guys want to impress their friends by attempting to speak to any female.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Were his friends paying attention?
[XxViciousxX] Yes, they were /all/ looking at me, Kage.
[XxViciousxX] It was like he was putting on a show. And that has happened to me before where a guy was with about 5 of his friends (while I was at work) and tried to get my number as if his friends were enough to convince me to give out my number.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] So why didn`t you say that at the beginning?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] That seems like an integeral part of the story to leave out
[XxViciousxX] Because I didn't intend on someone attempting to defend the idiot.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] But it wasn`t one idiot was it?
[XxViciousxX] And besides, the story was only meant to be 30 seconds long, not 1/2 an hour.
[Ancient Goddess] and besides, I knew what she meant when she told me
* Kage Bunshin no Jutsu rolls eyes
[XxViciousxX] Thank you, the statement was directed toward AnG, not you or makku.
[XxViciousxX] So as far as I'm concerned, the main point of the story got across to its targeted audience: AnG.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Uh-huh...
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] [XxViciousxX] One guy at the college was like, "Can I have some water?" (I was walking around with a bottle of water.)
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Beginning of story
[XxViciousxX] Okay, I know what I said, genius.
[XxViciousxX] Okay, and who was talking at the time? AnG and Makku.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] [XxViciousxX] He wasn't alone, which probably wouldn't have made the situation as negative as it was, BUT he was in a group of about 7 or 8 guys. Which of course, somehow warrants the inflation of the ego and makes the simple-minded guys want to impress their friends by attempting to speak to any female.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] End of story
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] But the beginning of the event...
[XxViciousxX] Better yet, it was only AnG at the time.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] =P
* Ancient Goddess smapos Kage for his analysis of everything. =P
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Analysis works
[Ancient Goddess] hehe
[XxViciousxX] Kage, I don't give two shits about what you have to say, really. The general rundown of the story was given to Ancient Goddess, not you, not Makku, so as far as I'm concerned, she got what was needed to know.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] =D
[Ancient Goddess] only if you feel like learning everything all the time. =)
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] And I do =P
[XxViciousxX] If I knew you were going to try and defend the poor bastard, then maybe I would've gone into some long detail about it.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Well I`M A MAN
[XxViciousxX] What the fuck does that have to do with anything?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Of course I`m gonna defend myself, which is what I see in other men
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] The guy might as well have been me
[XxViciousxX] So the fuck what? Do you want some girl talking to your girlfriend and trying to get her phone number when you're not around? Or do you want her to talk and flirt with him?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Cause I would have done the same
[XxViciousxX] And you would've gotten the same response, IF I didn't know you.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] How was he 'pissed off'?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Another thing you skipped... =P
[XxViciousxX] [Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] [XxViciousxX] And I was like, "No." and it pissed him off. So I turned around and was like, "Do you actually get enjoyment from hollering something obnoxious at everything that walks by with an ass and breasts? You look desperate. Stop it." <--- wtf, bitch much? <--- ahem, how'd you miss this?
[XxViciousxX] How was he pissed off? Because I told him no.
[XxViciousxX] Maybe he felt he deserved an explanation, but I said no and kept on going.
[XxViciousxX] Sometimes people don't get it with a full explanation, they understand the short version, just like people understand pictures and short books instead of novels and no illustrations.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] What did he do that made you aware that he was pissed off
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] ???
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] -__-
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] TehSmokingGun: She still isn't saying what indicated to her that he was pissed.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Makku understood fine =P
[XxViciousxX] Makku can kiss my black ass.
[XxViciousxX] He was shouting at me about water, which is what prompted me to return to him and his monkey-ass group and respond to him.
[Ancient Goddess] the fact is, the first time she refused, he should have gotten the point
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] He asked for some water, you said no, and he started shouting at you
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] ?
[Ancient Goddess] maybe not pissed, but still, he should have quit while he was ahead
[XxViciousxX] Yes, Kage, what part of that did you not get?
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] The parts you didn`t explain -___-
[XxViciousxX] This seems to be the only response guys can give whenever a guy turns her down.
[XxViciousxX] It's like someone kicked their dog and they didn't see that it was biting at their ankles.
[XxViciousxX] Kage, I wasn't talking to you in the first place, therefore, there wasn't a thing to explain.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] You complain too much
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Shit happens
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Emotions need not run high
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Milk is spilt, and will probably be spilt in the future
[XxViciousxX] I complain too much? I was hardly complaining.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] XD!!!
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] HARDLY COMPLAINING?
[XxViciousxX] I told AnG something, and you and Makku tried to turn it into something big.
[XxViciousxX] And my emotions aren't running high, I'm ready for bed.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] He he he
[XxViciousxX] I didn't need to explain anything to you. Like I said, the convo was directed towards AnG.
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Excuse my curiosity
[XxViciousxX] It's excused. ¬_¬
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] XD
[XxViciousxX] Anyway, good night~
[XxViciousxX] AnG~
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] Sarcasms one hell of a drug
[Kage Bunshin no Jutsu] ~
[XxViciousxX] Makku, stop bitching about me and get over it.
[Ancient Goddess] night~