The PMs:


[Shadow'sMistress] LOL
[Shadow'sMistress] someone is ".neji" in Anime
(21:20) [XxViciousxX] ..................................
(21:20) [XxViciousxX] LMAO
(21:20) [XxViciousxX] I should act like a stupid fangirl.
[Shadow'sMistress] lol
(21:20) [XxViciousxX] ZOMG YOU LIKE NEJI!?
(21:20) [XxViciousxX] HE'S MY FAVORITE
[Shadow'sMistress] scare them off. >_<
(21:21) [XxViciousxX] LOL
(21:21) [XxViciousxX] I should make one that says Neji's Wife.
(21:21) [XxViciousxX] And scare him.
[Shadow'sMistress] lol
(21:21) [XxViciousxX] ZOMG
[Shadow'sMistress] do it
(21:21) [XxViciousxX] YOU'RE MY HUSBAND!!!!
(21:21) [XxViciousxX] ROFL
[Shadow'sMistress] DO IT!!
(21:22) [XxViciousxX] And talk in caps.
[Shadow'sMistress] yeah
[Shadow'sMistress] do it
(21:22) [XxViciousxX] ROFL
(21:22) [XxViciousxX] XDDDDDDDDDDD
[Shadow'sMistress] it'd be funny as hell
(21:22) [Neji's Wife] Okay, brb.
[Shadow'sMistress] lol..kk
(21:22) [Neji's Wife] ROFL
[Shadow'sMistress] lol
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] ...
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] Erm...
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] It won't let me...
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] >_>
[Shadow'sMistress] ...?
[Shadow'sMistress] it says you're in the room
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] I keep going to Login Ass...
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] ........
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] oh no... not this problem again
[Shadow'sMistress] the first message said you were ".Neji's Wife"
(21:23) [Neji's Wife] ...
[Shadow'sMistress] now it says you're just "Neji's Wife"
[Shadow'sMistress] you're in the Anime room now
[Shadow'sMistress] or so it says
(21:24) [Neji's Wife] I'm reading it as XxViciousxX
[Shadow'sMistress] yeah
[Shadow'sMistress] because it's the same windo
[Shadow'sMistress] *window
[Shadow'sMistress] does it for me too
(21:24) [Neji's Wife] My god... this is so wrong...
[Shadow'sMistress] hang on
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] no.....THIS is wrong. =P
(21:27) [Neji's Wife] ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
(21:27) [Neji's Wife] ROFL
(21:27) [Neji's Wife] LMAO
(21:27) [Neji's Wife] omg
(21:29) [Neji's Wife] OMG, my dad just yelled at me for laughing too hard.
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] lol
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] Lauren imed me and told me to look into the room
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] and I was like, "Who do you think are pulling the prank?"
(21:31) [Neji's Wife] LMAO
(21:33) [Neji's Wife] ROFL, this is getting out of hand.
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] lol
[Neji's Mistress] this is hilarious
(21:38) [Neji's Wife] LMAO
(21:38) [Neji's Wife] We're pissing him off.
(21:38) [Neji's Wife] ROFLLLL
[Neji's Mistress] I'm waiting for him to leave
(21:38) [Neji's Wife] LOL
(21:38) [Neji's Wife] I'm going to leave and you keep it up.
[Neji's Mistress] lol
[Neji's Mistress] no
(21:39) [Neji's Wife] I'll come in as Vicious
(21:39) [Neji's Wife] Wha?
[Neji's Mistress] it's not fun
(21:39) [Neji's Wife] LOL
[Neji's Mistress] we have to be in there the same time
[Neji's Mistress] let's say something like, "YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!?"
[Neji's Mistress] and have the other go "YEAH"
[Neji's Mistress] and then we both disconnect
(21:40) [Neji's Wife] LMAO
(sent while offline) [Neji's Wife] OMG, I just spit all over my comp screen from laughing.
[Shadow'sMistress] that was refreshing
(21:43) [XxViciousxX] LMAO
(21:43) [XxViciousxX] I don't think I've laughed so hard...
(21:43) [XxViciousxX] I was actually crying...
[Shadow'sMistress] lol
(21:43) [XxViciousxX] LMAO
(21:44) [XxViciousxX] I'm trying so hard to act normal.
[Shadow'sMistress] we need to save the convo =P
(21:45) [XxViciousxX] LMAO
(21:45) [XxViciousxX] OH, but I am!
(21:47) [XxViciousxX] Does Lauren know it was us?
[Shadow'sMistress] yeah
[Shadow'sMistress] I told her
[Shadow'sMistress] junglekitty411: lol..you both were waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too obvious
[Shadow'sMistress] junglekitty411: you shouldn't have come back in at the same time
* Shadow'sMistress shrugs
[Shadow'sMistress] doesn't seem like they know it was two different people
(21:48) [XxViciousxX] I don't think neji figured it out though.
(21:48) [XxViciousxX] She was probably creeped out.
[Shadow'sMistress] I think us both using caps helped us
[Shadow'sMistress] hehe
(21:50) [XxViciousxX] But the thing is, you and I ALWAYS come in at the same time.
[Shadow'sMistress] yeah
[Shadow'sMistress] I know
(21:50) [XxViciousxX] So I don't think anyone else was smart enough to know.
[Shadow'sMistress] lol
[Shadow'sMistress] well...I think those who know us well enough to know we'd play a prank knew.
* Shadow'sMistress looks back on statement and is confused
[Shadow'sMistress] lol
[Shadow'sMistress] but that was fun. =P
(21:51) [XxViciousxX] I have it copied.
(21:51) [XxViciousxX] About to save.
[Shadow'sMistress] lol..I'm saving the pms too. =D



CHATROOM:



[Neji's Wife] ...
[miguel_0706] hola
[Neji's Wife] ZOMG
[Neji's Wife] NEJI?!
[Neji's Wife] YOU LIKE NEJI?!
[Neji's Wife] I LOVE NEJI!!!
[neji.] o.O
[Neji's Wife] I WANT TO MARRY HIM!
[Neji's Wife] AND YOU ARE NEJI!
[Neji's Wife] WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!
[neji.] .
[neji.] ........
[Neji's Wife] CAN I COME MEET YOU!?
[m_kamolp] hehehe
[Neji's Wife] DO YOU COSPLAY?!
* Disconnected
* Entered room Anime

[Neji's Wife] Oooh, how hawt!
[Melo] runaway neji
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] ....Mommy?
[anigirl82] sometimes, I wonder if it's possible to gas a chatroom
[Neji's Wife] you have the exact attitude as neji!
[anigirl82] LOL
[Neji's Wife] O_o
[neji.] o.o
[Neji's Wife] OMG, IT'S OUR CHILD!
[neji.] eeeeeeeew
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] Where have you been, Daddy?
[anigirl82] Neji's Wife is apparently a slut :D
[anigirl82] how many more children do you have, hmm?
[Neji's Wife] I'M NOT A SLUT
[Neji's Wife] THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER LOVED IS NEJI!
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] My momwy is not a slut.
[anigirl82] THEN WHO IS THE DADDY?
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] Mommy? What's a 'slut'?
[anigirl82] lol
[Neji's Wife] it's what ani is, dear.
[neji.] lol
[Melo] gloves are off apparently
[LastTime] ..
[LastTime] melo!
[Melo] ?
[Neji's Wife] Neji, isn't our child beautiful?
* LastTime rubs up against melo roughly
[anigirl82] lol
[neji.] no shes gross thats not our child XP
[Melo] hi... :S
[anigirl82] *I'm* not the one with the bastard child :)
[neji.] i dont have one
[Melo] lol
[LastTime] I love you melo.
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] Daddy, how could you say that?
[Melo] do you have the wrong melo?
* Neji's Illegitimate Child bursts into tears
[Neji's Wife] YOU'RE WRONG NEJI!
[Neji's Wife] THE ONLY MAN I'VE EVER LOVED IS J00!
[LastTime] any melo is the right melo
[Melo] well there you go
[neji.] im not neji get it through your head!!!
[Neji's Wife] YOU ARE NEJI!
[anigirl82] neji..looks like you got a situation
[Neji's Wife] THAT'S WHAT YOUR NAME SAYS!
[anigirl82] you better handle your woman
[LastTime] haha
[Neji's Wife] WHY WOULD YOUR NAME BE NEJI IF YOU AREN'T NEJI?
[Melo] lol
[neji.] keyword: internet name
[LastTime] where is Neji's mistress? or super double secret gay lover?
[Neji's Wife] It's not an internet name!
[anigirl82] I think I'm going to rename myself Vegeta
[Neji's Wife] It's your REAL name!
[Neji's Wife] What are you? A downlow man?
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] Mommy? Why won't daddy come back home?
[Neji's Wife] Are you cheating on me with a man?
[neji.] how do you know that do you stalk me?
[anigirl82] NEJI HAS A GAY LOVER?
[anigirl82] OH MY GOD.
[neji.] ya im gay i love guys
[neji.] they are hot
[Sword Serenity] Will wonders never cease?
[Neji's Wife] You've broken my heart Neji!
[neji.] YAY
[Neji's Wife] I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!
[Neji's Illegitimate Child] Does that mean I have two daddies now?
[Neji's Wife] I'M FILING FOR CHILD SUPPORT!
[Neji's Wife] AND I'M TAKING THE HOUSE!
* anigirl82 decides to whisper her little "secret" in neji's ear then
[Neji's Wife] AND THE CAR!
[Neji's Wife] AND THE DOG!
[JUDASRISING] hi friends
* LastTime watches more hack//sign or however you say it
[Neji's Wife] And your favorite bunny slippers!
[Neji's Wife] Yeah, and I'm going to tell all of your secrets too!
[JUDASRISING] am searching saint seiya
[neji.] ok i never lived with you psychos anyways
[Neji's Wife] You're not attracted to women, you're attracted to their chakra flow!
[neji.] you dont kno my secrets
[JUDASRISING] the hades saga
[anigirl82] so you like men...how lucky for me....^^
[Neji's Wife] Remember when we first met you said I had such amazing chakra?
[Neji's Wife] I KNOW YOU LOVED ME THEN!
[anigirl82] JUDAS IS FALLING NOW
[anigirl82] FALL, TRAITOR, FALL
[Neji's Wife] NEJI IS A TRAITOR!
[Neji's Wife] AND I HOPE SOMEONE POKES YOUR EYES OUT!
* Disconnected
* Entered room Anime

[anigirl82] BUT WAIT. HE HAS 360 VISION
[Neji's Wife] Actually, he has a blind spot in the back of his head.
[Neji's Wife] I know so cuz he didn't realize it until I punched him there.
[Melo] if you got 360 vision you can't have a blind spot
[Neji's Wife] Yeah, you can.
[Neji's Mistress] I KNOW you're not messing with MY man !!
[anigirl82] your idea of foreplay? O_O
[Neji's Wife] look at the hour long special when he fights.
[anigirl82] OH MY GOD.
[anigirl82] LOOK AT THIS.
[Neji's Wife] THAT'S MY MAN!
[Neji's Wife] IS THIS WHO YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH?!
[Neji's Wife] THIS WHORE RIGHT HERE?
[Neji's Mistress] YES. AND WE'RE GOING TO ELOPE TO THE SAND COUNTRY
[anigirl82] JERRY SPRINGER W R U
[Neji's Wife] I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!
[Neji's Mistress] HE'S LEAVING YOU FOR ME.
[Neji's Wife] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NEJI!
[Neji's Wife] I HOPE YOU CATCH A DISEASE FROM HER!
[Neji's Wife] AND YOU DON'T SEE THAT ONE COMING EITHER!
[anigirl82] you know...neji is somehow absent from this....
[Neji's Wife] Ah he probably iggied us.
[Neji's Mistress] HE'S MINE, AND HE'LL NEVER BE YOURS AGAIN.
[Neji's Mistress] hehe
[neji.] i hope you find a life one day....
[Neji's Wife] I DID HAVE ONE.
[Neji's Wife] IT WAS WITH YOU!
[anigirl82] OH MY GOD ONCE AGAIN.
[Neji's Wife] But then this whore comes in the picture!
[neji.] eerm..i dont even know you
[Neji's Mistress] I AM NOT A WHORE.
* anigirl82 readies her stones
[Neji's Wife] YOU ARE A WHORE
[Neji's Wife] YOU STOLE MY MAN!
* Neji's Wife starts to cry.
[bluebong420] wow someone has too much time on their hands
[neji.] you need to stop obsessing over this neji dude and get a life
[Neji's Mistress] HE WANTED SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND CAME TO ME.
[Neji's Wife] I HOPE THE BOTH OF YOU HAVE A MISERABLE DISEASE INFESTED BLIND LIFE TOGETHER!
[neji.] stop using caps its annoying
[Neji's Wife] I'M USING CAPS BECAUSE I'M SCREAMING AT YOU!
[anigirl82] CAPS ARE ANNOYING? HOW SO?
[bluebong420] everyone knows all 3 of you are the same damn lonely guy typing on 3 machines/or accounts so please stop
[neji.] who said i was a guy XDDDD thats why im not neji XP
[anigirl82] LOL
[anigirl82] OH MY GOD.
[Neji's Wife] YOU'RE A GUY
[anigirl82] NEJI IS REALLY A WOMAN.
[Neji's Wife] THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I HAD YOUR BABY!
[anigirl82] A NEW DEVELOPMENT.
[anigirl82] LET'S SEE THE REPLAY ON THAT ONE BOB
[Neji's Wife] YOU SAID YOU WERE A GUY THE NIGHT WE SLEPT TOGETHER!
[Neji's Wife] YOU PROVED IT!
[neji.] Neji's wife you are annoyiiing go away
[Neji's Mistress] YOU WERE A GUY TOO WITH ME.
[Neji's Wife] HEY!
[Neji's Wife] YOU STOP TALKING TO MY MAN!
[Neji's Wife] YOU SLUT WHOREBAG!
[Neji's Mistress] I CAN TALK TO HIM WHENEVER I WANT TO.
[anigirl82] NEJI IS A TRANSVESTITE.
[Neji's Mistress] YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS OUTSIDE?!
[Neji's Wife] YEAH!!!
[neji.] thats right im a tranny
[Neji's Mistress] FINE.
[Melo] why don't you both take valiums and calm the f*** down
* Disconnected
* Entered room Anime

[Melo] and all for you too
[neji.] >_>
[anigirl82] neji, you must be a hot piece of ass
[XxViciousxX] Melo has been banned...
* Shadow'sMistress walks in, takes one look at conversation, and walks back out.
[neji.] im a girl
[XxViciousxX] Um.... what the fuck happened up there?
* XxViciousxX points up...
[Melo] why am i banned?
* miguel_0706 o_O
[Shadow'sMistress] no files
[XxViciousxX] [Neji's Wife] YOU'RE A GUY <--- erm... according to who, neji?
[Melo] how do you add fines on?
[Melo] files**
[neji.] that person didnt even know me o.o
[XxViciousxX] [Neji's Wife] YOU'RE A GUY <--- apparently it's two against one?
[neji.] a person who is obsessed with a dude named neji and has no life
[XxViciousxX] Geez... I leave the comp to eat dinner and come back it's a zoo.
[anigirl82] lol..wait a sec, neji....you don't know who Neji from Naruto is, yet you picked the name?
[XxViciousxX] That was definitely creepy... >_>
[neji.] o.O i dont watc naruto i picked neji up from kaori yuki's project neji
[anigirl82] lol
[anigirl82] hmm.
[anigirl82] an innocent.
[anigirl82] how interesting.
[XxViciousxX] Well...
[XxViciousxX] You ... might want to change your username...
[Sword Serenity] Thats why he was just raped textualy.
[XxViciousxX] I have a feeling that that might happen again...
[XxViciousxX] And it might be more than just three people...
[Sword Serenity] O rly?
[Melo] poverbaly running for your life in a while
* Sword Serenity smells odiferous emanations.
[XxViciousxX] They might come complete with grandchildren, aunts and uncles, too. ROFL, raped textually.
[neji.] LOL
[XxViciousxX] And for the simple fear of that happening again...
[XxViciousxX] XDDD ani got called a slut!